The Moment It Hit Me

It has been 8 months since it hit me. What hit me? Where I relocated to.I moved to Tucson 11 months ago and have never been able to find anything near where I live. ShopFromHomepage was created to provide merchants the opportunity to let us know where they are: the site is undergoing construction, so enjoy the entertainment for now!

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Why Muslims Bomb Themselves - any question?

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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.. Let's see now. .. .
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.


Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

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2 Comments:

Blogger Starrlight said...

OMG..you had me at BBQ!

8:54 PM  
Blogger Lex Luthor said...

Hope you enjoyed. Now if they would all come together and give it 1 good pull, then we could have Peace on Earth- Goodwill toward humans. What a bunch of wankers!

7:31 AM  

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