Why Muslims Bomb Themselves - any question?

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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.. Let's see now. .. .
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.


Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Ready For ShopFromHomepage?

It's not a question of whether Ahmadinejad is ready to embrace the benefits and needs that would be resolved with a map of cities like Tehran. The management team does not believe that it would be prudent to visit these unstable areas of the Middle East. After reading the e-mail that was sent to all Americans, it almost convinced many of us that Iran could be a pleasant place to do business since they share the same values(or atleast that's what he implied in his 12 page e-mail).

Sorry Mahmoud, unless we receive positive comments, we will have to pass. Are there really businesses that want to advertise their wares? Do merchants want more customers? Do merchants have a $100 bucks to get on a map of Tehran to let the people of Tehran with money or barter ability find them. Does anyone want to find anyone? These are all questions that we can not answer at this time. And personally
Mahmoud, you just scare me with those devil eyes!

Iraq. Does anyone want to talk about or hear about it? It's talked to death(interesting choice of words). I just want to pose 1 question and that's about turbans. What is it with turbans? Are they really just a fashion statement? Do they wear them to cover up a bald spot? Several other possibilities are they provide easy surrendering when faced by the enemy(us), great as a handkerchief, napkin, to dry off the camel after washing, towel for drying off after a shower? The list goes on and on. I guess I never really thought of it. Maybe I just answered my own question??