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Friday, November 14, 2008

To my friends who enjoy a cold beer or a glass of wine... And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
That if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or Vodka, tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol

Has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better

To drink beer & wine, and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:


I'm doing it as a public service

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