In case of another Hurricane:
Evacuation Plans for Houston

Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plans
City Officials just announced the Houston hurricane evacuation plan
today:

Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette .

Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio .

Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas .

Republicans fly Continental First Class to Washington DC .

Yankees & Democrats use 45 South to Galveston . (very important)

Longhorns use 290 West to Austin .

Aggies use the 610 Loop