The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it
won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race
again, and it won again.


The local paper
read:


PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with
this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in
another race.



The next day, the local paper headline
read:


BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the
bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
the donkey.

The pastor
decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing
of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:


NUN HAS
BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she
would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for
$10.



The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR
$10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the ! plains where it could run
wild.


The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES
HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next
day.


The moral of the story is: being concerned about public opinion
can bring
you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.


So be
yourself and enjoy life.


Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and
live longer!

Have a nice
day!