The Moment It Hit Me

It has been 8 months since it hit me. What hit me? Where I relocated to.I moved to Tucson 11 months ago and have never been able to find anything near where I live. ShopFromHomepage was created to provide merchants the opportunity to let us know where they are: the site is undergoing construction, so enjoy the entertainment for now!

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Technical Difficulties?

It seems that technical difficulties plagued BlogTalkRadio's segment with Lex Luthor Friday night: Listeners and the "Special Guests" were not able to see the "On Aire" light posted. Downloads are available of the segment with Tisha Best of Serenity Quest; Tisha has become the 1st honorary Special Guest of the Chaotic nights!

Chaotic nights will resume soon when BTR makes them 10% less chaotic!!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Lex Luthor Presents ???

This Friday, 2/23, at 7:00PM ET - 4:00PM PT , Lex Luthor will have a surprise guest, or 2. The first clue was that we met on MyBlogLog. Second, the blogger(s) will cause an uproar: I think many of us feel sure about this. The last hint will be Friday, but do not plan on missing it. Lex will dominate this Friday

Listen HERE.

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Sunday, February 18, 2007


This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High
School( California ) staff voted unanimously to record on their school
telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine
message for the school. This came about because they implemented a
policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their
children's absences and missing homework.

The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their
children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even
though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and
did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your
school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff
member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2

* To complain about what we do - Press 3

* To swear at staff members - Press 4

* To ask why you didn't get information that was already
enclosed in your newsletter and several fliers mailed to you - Press 5

* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 7

* To request another teacher, for the third time this year
-Press 8

* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

* To complain about school lunches - Press 0

* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework
and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort:
Hang up and have a nice day!

*If you want this in Spanish, you must be in the wrong country.

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Friday, February 16, 2007

This post is Rated R


One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my
mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on
little RALPHY.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

This "Friday Night Live"

This Friday, 9:00 Eastern, Henry Baum will be the guest of Lex Luthor Presents. Henry has published several books: a few of which are Oscar Caliber Gun, The Golden Calf, and North of Sunset. One of the topics we will be discussing is how the use of sex has evolved and how it has gained acceptance in today's literature and society in general.

Listen in as we talk with Henry Baum at BlogTalkRadio: where global news and entertainment are available free of charge. If you miss the show, you can always download it later, but you will miss the opportunity to call in with your questions.

Sponsored by: "Helping Local Customers find Local Business"

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father?

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies RALPHY

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f...... difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"

Monday, February 12, 2007

The Press Meets Randall Radic, Again

He's a writer, a priest and a human being. He's also in the news again. If you would like to hear Father Radic in his first live interview, Lex Luthor Presents is offering a free download.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Wal-Mart or

Following are 15 more reasons that should be utilized versus a trip to Wal-Mart:

Mr. And Mrs. Blogger are retired, and Mrs. Blogger insists her husband

go with her to Wal-Mart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips.

He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Blogger loves to browse.

Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Blogger by the store manager at Wal-Mart.

9 February, 2007
Dear Mrs. Blogger,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a

Commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban

Both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our

Video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr Blogger are

Listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Blogger has done while his spouse was shopping in our


1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in

people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares Department to go off at

5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the


4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official

Tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"..... And then watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of

M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted


7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told

Other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'd bring pillows from the

Bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began

To cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera, used it as a

Mirror, and picked his nose.

10 November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,

Asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming

The "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna

Look" using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse

Through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he

Assumed the fetal position and screamed "NO ! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least ....

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited for

A while, then yelled very loudly, "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!"

Please leave your husband at home the next time you shop at Wal-Mart.

The contents of this letter were furnished by an employee of Wal-Mart and wishes to remain anonymous. Duplication is allowed as long as you realize that no one knows who wrote this note; therefore, we can not take credit.

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Friday, February 09, 2007

This Friday February 16

9:00PM ET

Take a seat as "Lex Luthor Presents"

Henry Baum

Sex, Drougs and Rock & Roll

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Thursday, February 08, 2007

TONIGHT "Lex Luthor Presents"

Can you get published and make money ? Find out on the conclusion:

"Publishing Today!"

Tonight, Friday 8:00PT - 11:00ET: Tune in to BlogTalkRadio and join Lex Luthor and his guest:

David Amerland, CEO of Amerland Enterprises. David brings more than 15 year's experience in PR, publishing and writing. He is a journalist, author and was the editorial director of Britain's foremost online publisher, Cool Publications.

Click on this link to hear the show live, and a free download will be available approximately 42 minutes after the conclusion. Call 646.915.9622 with your questions or send an e-mail to:

Lex Luthor Presents is sponsored by: "Find local shopping in your area"

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Wednesday, February 07, 2007


Monday, February 05, 2007

Everyone is talking about the horrid commercials that aired Sunday. Bluntly, they sucked. I can think only of ONE that was good, well Coke was not bad: I drink Coca~Cola. GO Daddy was probably the best 1 aired! It reminded me of what I like about the marketing business, so creative! Well, it can be. There were 2 commercials that somehow did not get air time! I have filed a grievance with CBS to find out what happened.

One of these commercials was for AFLAC! CBS in a brief statement said "Due to the inclement weather in Miami, AFLAC officials thought it would be best not to put 'Super Duck' in the air." I think that was a crock!

But the ONE commercial that should have been shown in lieu of the "low budget" Doritos check out line pick up scene, or that heart thing ? or Chevy: what is their problem?? I turned off the commercials when I saw all these guys taking off their shirts in public! What does Chevy expect: one or 2 test drives from the female population to see if that really happens!

The commercial that was not shown was the new "ShopFromHomepage" spot! It was completed in Russia last week and then sent to CBS. They have profusely apologized for the omission and promised to play it next year at no charge: prefaced on CBS providing the coverage! We at will bring more coverage the commercial in the near future. Legal remedies are being explored at this time.
Get on the map!

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Friday, February 02, 2007

Divya Links Up

Taking Over The Web One City At A Time
Irish in Denmark
Franciov Weblog
The Thinking Blog

Divya List

Connected Internet
Mike’s Money Making Mission
Time to Budget
Can I Make Big Money Online

Flee the Cube
Blogging Secret
Blogging to Fame
Million Dollar Experiment heads Down Under
Quest to make money on the internet

Kumiko’s Cash Quest
Calico Monkey
Internet Bazaar
Shotgun Marketing Blog

Customers Rock!
Being Peter Kim
Pow! Right Between The Eyes!
Billions With Zero Knowledge

Working at Home on the Internet
MapleLeaf 2.0
Two Hat Marketing
The Emerging Brand

The Branding Blog
Drew’s Marketing Minute
Golden Practices

Tell Ten Friends
Flooring the Consumer
Kinetic Ideas
Unconventional Thinking

The Copywriting Maven
Hee-Haw Marketing
Scott Burkett’s Pothole on the Infobahn
Multi-Cult Classics

Logic + Emotion
Branding & Marketing
Popcorn n Roses
On Influence & Automation

Servant of Chaos
Presentation Zen
Dmitry Linkov

John Wagner
Nick Rice
CKs Blog
Design Sojourn
Frozen Puck

The Sartorialist
Small Surfaces
Africa Unchained

Marketing Nirvana
Bob Sutton
¡Hola! Oi! Hi!
Shut Up and Drink the Kool-Aid!
Women, Art, Life: Weaving It All Together
Community Guy
Social Media on the fly

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Another Great Radio Interview!

Friday February 9 at 8:00PT - 11:00Et will be the conclusion of Publishing Uncovered: Lex Luthor Investigates

Thanks for listening to last Friday's show and if you missed it, you can get your free download here!

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Publishing Uncovered: Lex Luthor Investigates


"Lex Luthor Presents"

David Amerland, CEO of Amerland Enterprises on the show to discuss today's publishing environment and how books will be published in the future. David brings more than 15 year's experience in PR, publishing and writing. He is a journalist, author and was the editorial director of Britain's foremost online publisher, Cool Publications.

Join Lex Luthor and David on BlogTalkRadio. At the end of the show you will be able to download your free copy: please allow up to one hour.

Be there! "Where local customers find local shopping"

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Thursday, February 01, 2007


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