The Moment It Hit Me

It has been 8 months since it hit me. What hit me? Where I relocated to.I moved to Tucson 11 months ago and have never been able to find anything near where I live. ShopFromHomepage was created to provide merchants the opportunity to let us know where they are: the site is undergoing construction, so enjoy the entertainment for now!

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Wal-Mart or ShopFromHomepage.com

Following are 15 more reasons that ShopFromHomepage.com should be utilized versus a trip to Wal-Mart:



Mr. And Mrs. Blogger are retired, and Mrs. Blogger insists her husband

go with her to Wal-Mart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips.

He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Blogger loves to browse.

Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Blogger by the store manager at Wal-Mart.



9 February, 2007
Dear Mrs. Blogger,



Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a

Commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban

Both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our

Video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr Blogger are

Listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Blogger has done while his spouse was shopping in our

Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in

people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares Department to go off at

5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the

Restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official

Tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"..... And then watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of

M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted

Area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told

Other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'd bring pillows from the

Bedding department.


8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began

To cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera, used it as a

Mirror, and picked his nose.

10 November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,

Asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming

The "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna

Look" using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse

Through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he

Assumed the fetal position and screamed "NO ! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least ....

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited for

A while, then yelled very loudly, "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!"

Please leave your husband at home the next time you shop at Wal-Mart.

The contents of this letter were furnished by an employee of Wal-Mart and wishes to remain anonymous. Duplication is allowed as long as you realize that no one knows who wrote this note; therefore, we can not take credit.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous resim said...

Great....

5:12 AM  

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