The Moment It Hit Me

It has been 8 months since it hit me. What hit me? Where I relocated to.I moved to Tucson 11 months ago and have never been able to find anything near where I live. ShopFromHomepage was created to provide merchants the opportunity to let us know where they are: the site is undergoing construction, so enjoy the entertainment for now!

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Media bias?

A Biker's Story

A motorcyclist is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion
jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "Sir,
this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

"Why, it was nothing, really; the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in da nger, and I acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed . I'm a journalist, you know,
and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do
you ride?"

"A Harley Davidson.

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings
news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

2 Comments:

Anonymous erickia said...

cool blog, hope to see more soon

9:29 PM  
Blogger Lex Luthor said...

Hope it made you smile :) More to come.

9:32 PM  

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