The Moment It Hit Me

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

9 Months LATER

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up
Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours,
they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a
nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered he door if
they could spend the night.

"I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm
afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house"

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And
if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady
agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in
for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive
widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked "Bob, do you remember
that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski
holiday up north about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Bob

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found
out "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry,
buddy. I'm afraid I did." Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left ME EVERYTHING."

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