The Moment It Hit Me

It has been 8 months since it hit me. What hit me? Where I relocated to.I moved to Tucson 11 months ago and have never been able to find anything near where I live. ShopFromHomepage was created to provide merchants the opportunity to let us know where they are: the site is undergoing construction, so enjoy the entertainment for now!

Saturday, April 21, 2007


I don't think I'VE talked about it and I'M not going to!

LEX LUTHOR's Show last Friday was and still is a hit! Keep downloading the archive; if you have a problem with your free copy, just send us an e-mail and we will send you a copy!

One of our listeners and readers thought that the following should be aired during this time of horrific news: our editorial and legal department agreed that posting a fans comment is ok:

From the desk of J. Brown:
It appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about.

A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture, such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that street people can understand because one of the problems in New Orleans is that regular folks couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I can hear it now: A Houston weatherman says:

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo' Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'mint office fo yo FREE shit!"

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Blogger JaneDoughnut said...

Is this a joke? This is a joke, right?

3:28 PM  
Blogger Lex Luthor said...

Hello my favorite doughnut!

This is No joke. Mr. Brown is from Houston; I am from Houston. This is No Joke.

It's funny though :)

3:50 PM  
Blogger JaneDoughnut said...

Wow. It's almost too sad to be funny. Almost.

3:06 PM  
Blogger Lex Luthor said...

Sad? no Pathetic? yes
Could it happen? maybe What would happen to the non "regular folks? SOL!!!

When in doubt, use 'close captioning'.

3:17 PM  

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