The Moment It Hit Me

It has been 8 months since it hit me. What hit me? Where I relocated to.I moved to Tucson 11 months ago and have never been able to find anything near where I live. ShopFromHomepage was created to provide merchants the opportunity to let us know where they are: the site is undergoing construction, so enjoy the entertainment for now!

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

MY KINDA GAL!!!!


A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.

The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass in to the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same one S twice.

God Bless America

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4 Comments:

Blogger Phil said...

Yea that's great, in fact all Americans should be the same way.

11:21 AM  
Blogger Lex Luthor said...

Hey Phil: Even Tisha is a shooter! I'm from Texsa, Houston that is, and most of us carry either Walther PPK's or MAC 10's.

11:39 AM  
Blogger Tisha! said...

my weapon of choice is my brain :)

5:14 PM  
Blogger Lex Luthor said...

Ahh yes...Excellent choice!!

6:27 PM  

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