A little safety tip for anytime, anywhere, US of A. Happy holidays and be thankful for the good that God placed within you.

Subject: PUT YOUR CAR KEYS BESIDE YOUR BED AT NIGHT
Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents your Dr's office, the check out Girl at the market, everyone you run across.

Sent to me by a friend

Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise
outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the
panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn
will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car
battery dies.

This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time
you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of
this: It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and
requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most
everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs
down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It
works if you park in your driveway or garage
If your car alarm goes off then someone is trying to break in your house,
odds are the burglar rapist won't stick around...
after a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows
to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that.
And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot.
The alarm can work the same way there.....
This is something that should really be shared with everyone.
Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.

P.S. I am sending this to everyone I know because I think it is
fantastic.

Would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack,
where you can't reach a phone.

My Mom has suggested to my Dad that
he carry his car keys with him in case he falls outside and she
doesn't hear him. He can activate the car alarm and then she'll
know there's a problem.

Lex Luthor wishes you another happy year soon to arrive and try your best to find happiness, laughter and a smile. Whatever you do, find a smile and remember it.

Don't Mess with Texas!! We'll kill ya!

Something cool that Xerox is doing
If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services.

How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second.

Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are be hind them...


'In GOD We TRUST'
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Outsourcing....


I was feeling depressed last week, so I called the mental health help line.
Like all other call centers, it has been outsourced to a third world location.

When I told the operator in Pakistan that I was feeling suicidal,
he got very excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly a plane.

Still think he's presidential material????

The fact that he is even in the race says a lot about what we're faced with by the multicultural, liberalization of AMERICA!

Poodle vs Leopard


A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful, elderly poodle named Cuddles along for company.


One day Cuddles starts chasing butterflies, and before long, discovers he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"


Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says...

"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story.... Don't mess with old farts... age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.