A scene you will probably never get to see, so take a moment.

This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest
point.

And, you also see the sun below the moon.
An amazing photo and not one easily duplicated. You may want to pass
it on to others.

The Chinese have a saying that goes something like this:
"When someone shares with you something of value, you have an
obligation to share it with others!"

Political Correctness
defined:


"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

10 Rules For Dating My Daughter


Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact,
come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilising a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

borrowed from prof

If I had one, the above WOULD APPLY!
:-)

COMING SOON:

A Doctor friend of the show writes:

in response to Teri b:

in response to "Written by a housewife from New Jersey"

RegDex, Form D for RBID.com

Before you ever buy any stock, perform your own due diligence. Learn how to find information like this and if you can!!


The following document is what is referred to as a Form D, a RegDex filing: they are filed when a company needs or wants to raise money. It discusses what the money is for and current structure of the company, like ownership, officers, purpose, and more.

It would be REALLY exciting to see the details on the exchange of cash for stock. We already know that the minimum investment is $10,000.00; how much stock does that buy: what are the terms?? A stock promoter named Shakerzzz on the I-Hub Board recently announced that he is being compensated $35,000.00 for "market awareness" or promoting the RBID stock. It is still unsure if Shakerzzz has been paid yet, but I also wonder about the money, the $35,000.00 that has been raised in the Form D. Proceeds from the Form D are earmarked for more than just salaries, bonuses, and working capital; RBID needs money for advertising, promotion and marketing.

Also, by the looks of the 504, the management does not need any money to repay indebtedness since there is no provision. WallSt.net has been hired to promote, advertise RBID for the next 12 months: total cost to date is 50,000,000 restricted shares and nobody knows what the stock will be worth in a year or two.

This FORM D is a gift from Lex Luthor to fellow traders/investors in RBID.com to be viewed in electronic form since Alan Rothman, CEO, would not provide or discuss this "public document" so a paper copy, reg # 07066568(April 26, 2007) has been given to the public at no charge. Perhaps some day the CEO of RBID can explain why an expenditure of less than $5.00( 500 Pennies ) is not warranted for shareholders who have seen the stock price maintain its loss of 81% from last month!


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