From A Recent Memo Sent To Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

As we said, it's not a question of whether Iran is ready to embrace the benefits and needs that would be resolved with a map of cities like Tehran. The management team does not believe that it would be prudent to visit unstable areas of the Middle East. After reading the e-mail that was sent to all Americans, it almost convinced many of us that Iran could be a pleasant place to do business since they share the same values(or atleast that's what he implied in his 12 page e-mail).

Sorry Mahmoud, until we receive positive comments, we will have to pass. Are there really businesses that want to advertise their wares? Do merchants want more customers? Do merchants have a $100 bucks to get on a map of Tehran to let the people of Tehran with money or barter ability find them. Does anyone want to find anyone? These are all questions that we can not answer at this time. Thank you for your interest in ShopFromHomepage.