LOOK OVER THE DESCRIPTIONS OF THE FOLLOWING TWO HOUSES AND SEE IF YOU CAN TELL WHICH BELONGS TO AN ENVIRONMENTALIST.
HOUSE # 1:

A 20-room mansion heated by natural gas. Add on a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house all heated by gas. In ONE MONTH ALONE this mansion consumes more energy than the average American household in an ENTIRE YEAR. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2,400.00 per month (not including 8 bathrooms). In natural gas alone (which last time we checked was a fossil fuel), this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home. This house is not in a northern or Midwestern 'snow belt,' either. He 'pays' back his usage though (woop-dee-doo). It's in the South.

HOUSE # 2:

Designed by an architecture professor at a leading national university, this house incorporates every 'green' feature current home construction can provide. The house contains only 4,000 square feet (4 bedrooms) and is nestled on arid high prairie in the American southwest. A central closet in the house holds geothermal heat pumps drawing ground water through pipes sunk 300 feet into the ground. The water (usually 67 degrees F.) heats the house in winter and cools it in summer. The system uses no fossil fuels such as oil or natural gas, and it consumes 25% of the electricity required for a conventional
heating/cooling system. Rainwater from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000 gallon underground cistern. Wastewater from showers, sinks and toilets goes into underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The collected water then irrigates the land surrounding the house. Flowers and shrubs native to the area blend the property into the surrounding rural landscape.

HOUSE # 1 (20 room energy guzzling mansion) is outside of Nashville, Tennessee. It is the abode of that renowned 'environmentalist' (and filmmaker) Al Gore.

HOUSE # 2 (model eco-friendly house) is on a ranch near Crawford , Texas . Also known as 'the Texas White House,' it is the private residence of the President of the United States , George W. Bush.

Takes one to know one ....

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?"
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him,
looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw
anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front
door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or
with clothes on, dirty, clean ... It just doesn't matter to me. I've
been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer
too. What firm are you with?"

Lex Luthor Tested

Last night, Lex Luthor Presents staged another TEST show to determine if the GLITCHES from BlogTalkRadio had been rectified. Among the guests to appear were Amy, Georgia, possibly Techno Bob, and so on. After approximately 10 minutes of deciding that the BTR network was not working, Phil, the Night Rider was calling in! I think we both were astonished since last week, Phil was to be co-hosting the show, but callers were not allowed into the network.

Lex Luthor was assured from BlogTalkRadio that they would be on the show with us: maybe they were, maybe they were not. But I do know who was there. Thanks to my friends that said they would call and thanks to our listners for listening to a Test show!

Thanks to Father Felony, Phil, Tisha and Dan, a newcomber to BTR. Thanks for calling in. Lex will be off next week in search of holiday, but will report back on the results April 6.

Who DECIDEs !?!

Last month, after testing the shallow over at BlogTalkRadio, we decided to utilize additional resources in an attempt to explore future endeavors. Lex Luthor chose a young, beautiful, Russian model to appear in a new illustrative campaign to further the exploits of World Domination. In fact, Vera Ostroumova was chosen for her beauty inside and out, with an obvious on the out!

We understand BTR is an upstart company, much like ShopFromHomepage.com. But who is in charge of marketing the different channels? We created an image with a message from Vera.....




BTR has attempted to cover up a featured asset of Lex Luthor Limited. While the styling and curves of their button are somewhat appealing, we view the attempted cover up of Vera's chest as potential censorship!






Whose button would you prefer to push? the creator's or the venue host? The ultimate winner will be Lex Luthor according to John O'Quinn. "Our target audience focuses on Vera's buttons: align yourself with Vera and Lex" says Lex Luthor. This Friday's show may be canceled due a conflict with our scheduled guest, Howard K. Stern.

Teai Benet





Teai Benet in Houston, Texas 1983. A Lex Luthor significant.

Lex Luthor Presents WoodStock

Tonight, Friday March 9, Lex Luthor will revisit the year 1969 and flashback to WoodStock. Were you there? Were you born there? Whose your Daddy? Listen and maybe you will find out at 10:00PM ET right HERE!

Download it later for your kids, or maybe your parents so they will understand! But it's free approximately 1 hour after taping. Download Here.

Hard Questions

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York
To talk about the world. After her talk she offers
Question time.


One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him
What his name is.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to
Your Medical Health Care plan?
Second - why would you
Run for President after your husband shamed the
Office? And,
Third - whatever happened to all those
Things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton
Informs the kiddies that they will continue after
Recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where
Were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a
Question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary
Points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions: First - whatever happened to
Your Medical Health Care plan? Second - why would you
Run for President after your husband shamed the
Office? Third - whatever happened to all those things
You Took when you left the White House? Fourth - why
Did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And,
Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?

Vote Responsibly. Vote Lex Luthor in 2008!

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Chaotic Person of the Week

Tonight, 9PM ET, Lex Luthor Presents will highlight a few of the past weeks events with Phil, the Night Rider. Topics will include my friend Anna Nicole, WoodStock, and a few more plus your calls. 646 915 9622. If you choose to e-mail, send comments to LexLuthor@ShopFromHomepage.com.

So Listen Here People!!! Or Download the 30 minute show 1 hour after taping for your listening pleasure.